作者：佚名
來源：網際網路複製文(copypasta)
譯文：
我們來探討約會中的自由軟體議題吧。
身為20歲的單身男性，我覺得很難找到對自由軟體感興趣的女孩。我曾遇過有女孩開玩笑的詢問「想不想一起看Netflix鬆幾勒」但我跟她們說我不看Netflix，因為Netflix需要專有軟體才能看串流，於是她們就不跟我說話了。更糟糕的是她們要是留下來，就會發現我很詭異，因為我用host檔案把Google的IP全封鎖了，導致我們連Youtube都不能看。我甚至沒辦法邀請女孩來我家，我無法傳訊息給她們。由於我手機裝的是自訂ROM，且我因為安全疑慮拒用SMS的緣故，一旦我要到女孩們的號碼，就會要求她們裝自由開源的通訊軟體，我再跟她們分享我的GPG金鑰用以確保通訊安全。我的朋友沒有一個人願意這樣做。然後我Tinder這類網站也不能用因為它是專有軟體，而且極大的侵犯用戶隱私。為什麼要找到對自由軟體感興趣的女孩這麼難呢。我看我要一輩子當魔法師了。
順帶一提，這篇文章以GPLv3授權釋出。你可以自由修改發布，但記得將變更的內容傳送給我。
譯註：自由軟體基金會官網真的有二篇文章專門探討約會與自由軟體議題，建議多用Linux與尊重使用者自由的軟體。
原文：
Let’s talk about the free software dating scene.
As a twenty year old single male I think it’s very hard to find a girl who’s actually interested in free software. I’ve had girls jokingly ask to “Netflix and chill” but when I tell her that I don’t use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I’m weird since I blocked google IP’s in my host file and we can’t even watch youtube. I can’t ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can’t text them either. Once I get their numbers since I’ve added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it’s a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can’t use sites like tinder since it’s not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I’m going to be a virgin forever.
Btw the this post is GPLv3. So feel free to use it however you want but please send you changes back to me.